Sexual Ramen

What is Sexual Ramen?


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Much like a college student who must resort to eating Top Ramen just to keep from starving to death, Sexual Ramen is the act of engaging in sexual relations with a less than desirable partner when one becomes desperate and horny.

“I feel sorry for Bill. Last night he took the girl from the mail room home and engaged in Sexual Ramen.”

See horny, desperate, butter face


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