What is Sexual Strawberry Shortcake?


1.

When one recieves oral sex, pulls out, and ejaculates in the others face, then punches the other in the nose so it bleeds and swirls about. This creates a pinkish color and therefore a sexual strawberry shortcake.

"She was good till her teeth got in the way. So I gave her a Sexual Strawberry Shortcake."

See sex, strawberry, shortcake, sexual, cake


12

Random Words:

1. The making of love. Also known as boning. MIL watched my baby for the evening, so Mark and I had plenty of time to Shesh before bed. ..
1. Mother fucking zombie apocalypse. Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !" Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*" See z..
1. A meal specially reserved for Good Friday. It consists of eating an ample helping of beef and bacon followed by exquisite chocolates and..