Sexually Awake

What is Sexually Awake?


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Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?

Joey: 2 BIG ONES!

*Students laugh*

Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

See awake, sex, vagina


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