Sexually Distracted

What is Sexually Distracted?


1.

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

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