What is Sexually Frustrated Soccer Mom?


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a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.

kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!

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