What is Sexually Frustrated Soccer Mom?

1.

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.

kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!

See sexual, soccer, mom, frustration, depression
32

Random Words:

1/4 Smile
1. When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile. His nam..
Read more
Zachness
1. Some who is a little nancy that must always check his facebookbefore masturbating. Someone who must trick girls to make out with him. So..
Read more
Ifmu
1. I.F.M.U. ; Internet Fucked Me Up Used when internet-related things make you think of the wrong thing IRL. "Man, that's barel..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free