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when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog..
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A condom.
'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'
See condom, kitten, mitten, pussy, sex, love gl..
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When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.
See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she&a..