Sexumé

What is Sexumé?

A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.

Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.

See sex, sexual, experience, lover

Doolaly

1. a person who is extreamly thick like Rebecca Grimshaw. Rebecca has gone doolaly. When she tells Richard to shut up for no reason, shes ..

Shaking The Bottle

1. Masturbation, wanking, fap "Offan's mum caught him shaking the bottle last night" See wank, porn, sex, masturbation, fu..

Ninja Fap

1. Its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later. "Every morning I ninja fap in the shower. And my dad thinks thats s..

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