What is Sexy Footless Orange?
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A very attractive orange that lacks feet. This item is used to destroy the braincells of undiscriminated personel who occupy Facebook. Starting out as a lonely group of insane people and victims, the Sexy Footless Oranges will take over millions of braincells to come.
Symptoms include: QUACK, POOP, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, STUPID, HARRY POTTER, DEAD, AND BASICALLY ANY OTHER REPEATED WORD OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
One day I will fly with polar bears in ski caps, just like a sexy footless orange.
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