Sexy Maynard

What is Sexy Maynard?


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A girl who suck penis that smells like cabbage (the penis, not the girl)

Sexy Maynard: Oh james

James: Oh maynard

James: Suck it baby

Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?

James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking

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