Sexy Muffin Edit Meaning

1. A retarded person that like to get naked and run arround in the snow. OMG Look at that guy! He's pulling a feewee See retard, cra..

1. A euphanism for masturbation. Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose..

1. A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is abou..