Sexy Poo

What is Sexy Poo?


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The art of masterbating and excreting at the same time. The man sits on the toilet and proceeds to wank one off whilst brewing a poo in his rectal passage. He must wait till the precise moment he is about to ejaculate before he releases his poo, but only the most experienced sexypooers are able to climax at the exact time the feaces leave the anus. Many fail as the poo is brewed to quick and are unable to hold it in

'I tried to have a sexy poo last night but unfortuantly the poo i brewed was too much for my bowels to take and it fell out before i could cum'

See shit, sex, ejaculate, cum


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