Sexy Text

What is Sexy Text?


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A SMS message that contains sexually charged content from women that are pretending to be attracted to you. The message may aim to make a 'date' with you.

When you get a sexy text you will feel a short period of 'feel good' factor followed by months of self loathing and doubting the existence of “any good women”. You will not score a date.


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