What is Sexy Turtle Ride?
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A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)
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