Sexycats

What is Sexycats?


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A very attractive, mid twenties feline who works in a professional setting and has the effortless inherent ability to make older, married males feel falsely charming, virile and master of the universe-like in her presence. Paradoxical personality of timorously audacious and sensibly capricious wrapped up as a sophisticated ingénue. Has beguiling smile, an ass you would eat your daughter's wedding cake off of, and can throw back shots of tequila like an unemployed Mexican tattoo artist.

Older Married Dude 1: Dude, fuckin’ Sexycats wants me!

Older Married Dude 2: Ahhh Dude, you’re 15 years too old, balding and out of shape…

Older Married Dude 1: Dude, she fuckin’ digs my shit!

Older Married Dude 2: Dude! You’re a fucking idiot! You don’t have a chance!

Older Married Dude 1: Dude...

See minx, cheeky, cool, trout


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