Seymore Butts

What is Seymore Butts?


1.

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

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The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"

- "Hold on, I'll check..."


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