What is Seymour?
1.
- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.
1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
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2.
What did I just say?
3.
A small town in Western CT, voted Connecticut's "Prettiest Little Town", and a useless place where kids hang out in parking lots at night. No one, even in neighboring towns know exactly where it is.
Guy: "Hey, where are you from?"
Girl: "Seymour."
Guy: "I'm from Waterbury. But I don't know where that is."
Girl: "Oh. It's between Waterbury and Ansonia."
Guy: "Ohh."
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4.
A small town in southern Indiana.-->The birthplace of John Mellencamp.
"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.
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