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When something is so fucking retardedan ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.
5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...
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Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.
John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't ..
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a feeling of immense contentness with life. nothing can bring you down when feeling this way. you are in absolute bliss, and have never ..
