What is Sgt. Kabukiman N.y.p.d.?

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One of Troma's hideously deformed creatures of super-human size and strength. OFten refered to as Toxie cohort, but is arguablly more powerful than The Toxic Avenger himself (when at his full-potential).

Once tough city-cop Harry Griswold, now Japanese hero of American decent who gained his powers by the ancient Kabuki-Legend. He gained the abilities of the great Kabuki spirit, including heat-seaking chop-sticks, suffocating computerized 16-byte sushi, pyro projectile parasols, and even flight.

Due to the unsuccesfulness of his debut movie "Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D", Kabukiman became an alcoholic drug-abuser and lost control of his awesome oriental super-powers in the film "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV". Though it is rumored he will return to rehab and possibly regain full control of his abilities in his next rumored features: "Sgt. Kabukiman L.A.P.D." and "Saving Private Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part V"

"Hey, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., my best-freind, how's it going?"

~Toxie

See troma, n.y.p.d., mutant, japanese, kabuki, chopsticks
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