Sgt. Sarcasm

What is Sgt. Sarcasm?

A name for someone who throws sarcastic insults towards you. A really good comeback if someone calls you the infamous "Captain Obvious".

Dude 1: "The grass is green."

Dude 2: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."

Dude 1: "My pleasure, Sgt. Sarcasm!"

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