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Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.
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Attempting to mask body odor with extreme amounts of cologne, but instead results in an unpleasant mixture of aromas.
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For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst t..