Shabbas

What is Shabbas?

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Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of

rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

Shomer fucking shabbas.

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