Shabbos

What is Shabbos?

1.

n. Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. On this day, one apparently does not work, get in a car, fucking ride in a car, pick up the phone, turn on the oven, or partake in the game of bowling, among other things.

"I told that Krauta fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!" --Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

See sabbath, shabbat, saturday

2.

(n) Shabbos is an ashkifyed pronnuncation of shabbat.

you silly ashkenazi, its not shabbos its shabbat!

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