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A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they bel..
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He's the lead singer of Orgy.
Well, duh.
He's almost 40 and still looking way hot.
But don't tell Ashley I said that. ..
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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
My parents hung out with Oprah, Demi, Ashton, Bono,..