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Porn that absolutely needs to be viewed. By everyone.
"Man I missed 'Black In The Saddle' the other night."
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Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.
Chris: "..
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The interval between visits from the cleaning woman, during which time a guy's place gets progrssively messier and less presentabal..