What is Shablam?
1.
The act of jizzing all over a partner's face.
"You'd better shut the fuck up, or I'm gonna shablam you to death!"
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2.
random word of excitement. most commonly used while drinking and toasting.
say it with me...shablam!
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3.
stylistic, hy-like, and muscular physique
Man, I ain't gonna take on that guy. He's freaking shablam!
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4.
when a bitch gets on your nerves you slap the fuck out of her and make her cheeks all red!
johnny you better SHABLAM that bitch before i do!
why is your cheek red susan? Oh no reason johnny and his friends just SHABLAMED me!
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5.
Wack somebody in the face with your sack. Usually at party or when your wasted with your stupid ass buddies. Could be gay or with a women.
Carl took Tina in the closet and shablamed her.
Bobby is shablaming girls in his room.
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