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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain..
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a tittiecharacterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions
Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.
See flapjack..
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to iron on the floor
Where's your ironing board?
Don't use one. Just iron on the floor.
What? That's like....nigger ir..
