What is Shadowclaw?
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A poor guy that got run over, then mauled by a bear, then blow up and fell off a cliff.
Plus he starves his ferret
ShadowClaw says:
My dad's all like "DON"T SDKJAY ANYING E ABOUT KILLING BUSH THEY" LL AREST U OMGWTF!!!1"
ShadowClaw says:
He had an itsy bitsy teenyweeny yellow pokadotted weenie
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Yo, where does this guy spam? Gimme his e-mail...
reccommend for deletionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
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