What is Shady Balance?
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It is the balance of shadiness
It's like finding people shady enough to give you alcohol, marijuana, tattoos, piercings... but definitely not STDs
It's having cool friends who like to party hard and they give you presents like vodka and cigarettes for no reason at all except to make you party harder. Then when someone tries to abduct you, they give you aspirin and take you home.
It's all a balance.
Dude, this is one rockin' shady balanced party! Woohoo
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