Shaft Shiner Edit Meaning

1. A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoar..

1. Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection. I'd tried to snowball him earl..

1. To flatulate (PC term for "fart"). "I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..." -me ..