Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

See Spankter

Lbnbl

1. love, but not butt love. ex: I love you, but not in a sexual way. (bonus: it is a palindrome) My old Navy buddy eDawg signs "lbnbl..

Gasp

1. A word uttered when in shock "GASP!" shouted the Tajikstani immigrant after realizing his wife had soiled her undergarments...

Betches

1. aka bitches. its for the pansy girls who dont curse so it makes them feel bad action writing or saying this instead she: i would so ow..

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