Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

See Spankter

Zipper Fart

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..

Zooba Rooba

1. to chill. (ie refrigerate) Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..

Giys

1. An incorrect spelling of the word "guys", part of the internet elitist persona. K GIYS, i need to know one fing..

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