Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

See Spankter

Instupituous

1. this neologism stems from the seminal hip-hop release deltron 3030 by the group of the same name (dan the automator, del tha funkee homo..

Frosketeer

1. A dude with an afro dressed as a musketeer. You're at a Mardi Gras party and someone has an afro and a musketeer outfit and you sa..

Cooler Than Being Cool

1. Ice cold. (see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast). What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!! See useful idiot..

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