Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

See Spankter

Mawkit

1. Scottish for very dirty or filthy. Your trousers are mawkit. See skanky, minger, slutty, dirty, filthy..

Diet Kazaa

1. Version of Kazaa that still gives you a hell of a lot of viruses and spyware even though it says it stops them. Him: I downloaded diet ..

Tardwich

1. The high velocity (and often hilarious) collision of two less-than-able-minded individuals.... When Colin and Jamie made that tardwich ..

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