Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

See Spankter

Dial-up Bowl

1. An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option ..

2.5

1. private security guard, rent-a-cop; half of a 5-0 (see definition) You cant arrest me. You aint the real police. You just a 2.5 !! 2. ..

25/8

1. ALL THE TIME! more than humanly possible Man, Aaron is hungry 25/8! ..

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