Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

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Redcard

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W.o.s.

1. the acronym for walk of shame, which means going to work in the clothes you were wearing the following day due to excessive partying and..

Good American

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