Shaftophobia

What is Shaftophobia?

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

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Icky Shuffle

1. The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper. Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do t..

Enailed

1. The sensation of not being able to go to an important meeting because you are assulted by a constant flurry of "Must reply now"..

Palvo De Jive

1. Roughly translated as "turkey of jive," palvo de jive is the Spanish version of "Jive Turkey." ?Que us palvo de jiv..

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