Shag Bands

What is Shag Bands?


1.

Jelly bracelets that come in many different varieties of colours, if you snap a persons 'shag band' they mean a variety of different things:

Yellow - hug.

Pink - hickey.

Orange/purple - kiss.

Red - lap dance.

Green/blue - oral.

Clear - whatever the other person wants.

Black - sex.

White - flash.

5 shag bands for a quid

See shag, bands, hickey, oral, flash

2.

braclet thingies. they can be any colour ever, and also metallic, sparkly, neon, etc.

emos use them to hide the slits that they have made in their wrists. which i think is wierd...

the 'tradition' thing goin' on is that if someone snaps one of your shag bands, well, then you have to fuckthem.

ps. shag bands are v. hard to snap...

(sign on bucket of shag bands in quiggins/afflecks palace/morgana)

SHAG BANDS: 15 FOR A QUID

(which isnt bad... XD LMFAO)

See shag, punk, emo, neon, Hann

3.

see Jelly braceletsfor many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

See jelly bracelets, jelli bracelets

4.

It is true that Shagbands or Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80’s fashion. However, they weren’t the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beads and thin elastic string. The rumours about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I’m about 17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as shagbands or fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone’s black band that, that person has to have sex with them. That’s ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it’s just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex

Blue- Blow job

Pink- Flash tits or penis

Yellow- Hug

Purple- Kiss

Clear- Whatever the snapper wants

Green- Hand job

Brown- Toss my salad

Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS

Any glitter- Girl chooses

Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX

Light Blue- Anal

Light pink- hug and kiss

Light green- Oral sex

Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it’s just a fashion statement.

So, I’ve done a bit of a search on the web and found the cheapest place to buy them online. time-bomb has got packs of 6 for 75p – colours including glitter, neon and UV.

Girl: Hey! You broke my shag bands!

Guy: oops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!

Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!

Guy: Haha

Girl: Wanna go right now?

Guy: Seriously?

Girl: No you dumbass I was joking

Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh… I was too.

Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

See gummy, gummie, shag bracelet


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