Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Nit Bitch

1. A female who thrives on bringing up fuckin annoying details, man. I don't have TIME for this petty shit, we can plan the wedding L..

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Mexian Marmalade

1. see Mexican Marmalade, as I mispelled the word in defining the ever-popular Scottish Whale Dr. Buck is an idiot, thus spelling Mexican ..

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