Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

W T F

1. Wat The Fuck used in instant messaging when somthing is random also c LMAFO <person 1> W T F is he on <person 2> Ur Mum ..

Longbread

1. Moeny that is hard to come by. "dude you been workin ur ass off, did you get paid yet?" "yeah, I got the longbread"..

Iraqi Bombshell

1. sexual act where the "bomber" maneuvers his partner into a comfortable lying position and proceeds to spray explosive diarrhe..

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