Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Baldouche

1. One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag. "That Chris Daughtry su..

Yayzers

1. Makes the word yay cooler. An exclamation of happiness. You won the lottery? Yayzers!!!..

Yuppified

1. from yuppy moved into bigger house, fancier car improved lifestyle They sure yuppified since he got that promotion...

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