Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

E-jumped

1. when someone on the internet verbally destroys you. i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president. See told off, owned..

Mother Lode

1. abundant source or supply New York is the mother lode of neurotic writers. See mother, loda, supply 2. A very rich seam in a gold mi..

Omfgj

1. A more EXTREME way of saying omfg(@! Omfgj that was amazaring!@) See lolz, omfg, omfgj, is, that, teh..

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