Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Kruk

1. fag or can not have sex Your such a kruk. I can't belive i'm such a kruk. See gay, dan, biking, phantom, scared 2. Same a..

Milarchy

1. A euphemism for bullshit. That's a bunch of milarchy. See hogwash, bullshit, nonsense, balderdash, baloney..

Qwibs

1. To want something that you cannot have or to have something that you do not want. Dude these shorts are so qwibs i can't even stan..

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