Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Beef Dip

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Velindre

1. Synonym for corruption and nepotism Question: Where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager? Answer: Veli..

Thanger

1. Someone you dislike or hate, but would like to sleep with nonetheless. Avril Lavigne is a thanger. See nick..

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