Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Split Orange

1. A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it..

Sped Sled

1. The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart. I..

Cr33n

1. A crooked/slanted penis. Also derivative of p33n. Sheree: Gerard Way has a crooked penis... Naomi: Yep, he has a cr33n. See p33n, w33..

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