Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Mate

1. Slang for "friend" used in New Zealand, Britain, Australia and Tasmania "What's goin' on mate?!" See Dan..

Vocabulator

1. A word calculator. I used my vocabulator on all my english tests..

Awesubation

1. The act of stroking one's own ego for no other reason then to simply point it out. Like Ego Masturbation. Simon: "I hope no o..

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