Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

Italian Bitch Slap

1. An act preformed upon a sleeping friend or relative in which one obtains an erection,pulls it up and releases said penis upon the sleepi..

Ihtp

1. An acronym for the phrase, "I Have To Poop". Dude, I gotta get off the phone because IHTP. See poop, gotta go, take a shit, ..

Goat Leaf

1. A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth. Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night. See Bonquisha..

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