Shag Monkey

What is Shag Monkey?

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet

Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey

You Out

1. The response to someone who says or does something stupid, unnecessary, or wrong. Person1: what's 1+1? Person2: 3? Person1: YOU ..

Disasstracted

1. also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation) To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See a..

Emoist

1. A person or group of people who is against the emo way of life. A person is considered emo by others and is penalized by (an) Emoist(s)..

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