What is Shaggamuffin?
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A girl who uses dancehall style crotch grinding and ass wiggling to get as close as she ever will to sex. Generally cos she has a face like the back end of a bus! They normally strike just as your soon to be ex-girlfiend walks into the club!
"You tappin that ass"? "No ways.... Damn shaggamuffin just wouldn't leave me alone"!
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