Shagmuffin

What is Shagmuffin?


1.

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,

1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,

2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.

many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.

do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

See bell end, shag, sex, muffin, poo, pumplexing

2.

someone you lust over or find very attractive

someone sexy as hell !

someone with a FINE ASS

someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"

pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

See shagmuffin, shag, muffin, lust, fine, ass, crazy, sex, sexy, as, hell


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