What is Shagwipe?
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Anything that is used to wipe up after sex, including but not limited to: Kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
Non-use of shagbag will result in a dirty shagwipe and a larger shagslick...
It can also leave crunchies in your pubes.
She: Dumbass, go grab me a shagwipe to clean off this mess
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