S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Nuku

1. "doll" in Estonian; a term of endearment for a pretty girl or a baby. Come here, you darling little nuku! See babe, baby, ba..

Zipper Marks

1. Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's i..

Thirsty Dick

1. when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex. n00bs often get thirsty dicks. ..

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