S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Orc-fucker

1. someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don..

Misking

1. 1. Intentionally intoxicating oneself 2. Becoming drunk deliberately until one reaches a point where they either: - hit their head o..

Gargamelled

1. To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf. You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamel..

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