S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Your Mamma

1. the ultimate comeback. everyone uses it. even me. it can be used manya ways. as in. Wow your really ugly! (A) Oh yea! your mamma! (B) ..

Ernied

1. A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers..

Ignorcious

1. Worthy of being ignored. The girls refused to acknowledge his ignorcious comments as they were patently assinine...

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