S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Zhooj

1. Relaxed, contented, in a mediatative state. Orig. from Juju (jungle speak for magic, or good luck) After a very relaxing yoga session,..

Zerch

1. to anoint an object, such as a pint glass or cigarette with ones "cock" when dave went to the bog I zerched his stella!..

Internet Douchebag

1. Socialist Auburn Troll Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Igno..

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