S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Lazy Piss

1. This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman. Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up str..

Gooney

1. peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night See poo, wee, dick, vagina, arse..

Ridge-o-raj

1. An amazingly lively person with an iron will for destruction and vandalism. This type of person is normally a drug/and or alcohol abuser..

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