S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Thuggery

1. an act of physical violence, as would be performed by a thug. I'm going to perpetrate some thuggery upon that chap. See thug, vio..

Qwap

1. 'QWAP' is usually associated with drugs (mainly weed but can be used with any drug) and means quarter pound. "Yo you got..

Pee Niggie

1. One who urinates in the corner of the room. Dude! Scott! Don't leak that shit on the floor yo Pee Niggie See piss, pee, scott, ni..

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