S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

3-series

1. BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether. ...and I want an 8-series.... See Kung-Fu Jesus 2. A word..

Indianapolis Jones

1. Rickyismfor "Indiana Jones". "What in the fuck...are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? And why do you look like Ind..

Porta Blumpkin

1. The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out..

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