S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

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