S'haiku

What is S'haiku?

A haikuwritten about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning

Do not eat the meat

Cause I need the toilet seat

Junked

1. An expression for being hit in the balls Hard! DAMN! That kid got junked See Mike 2. Partially or completely wrecked. Dude, Jess to..

Zucchini

1. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have ent..

Golden Throat

1. Releaving one's bladder during oral intercourse. Yo, I was getting head from this bitch and just had to piss so I gave her the ole..

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