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The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..
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Old Scots term for fornication.
Old wifey overheard in pub: "Ma lumis needin' some serious houghmagandie, ye ken!"..
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A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.
Look at vinegar tits over there... ..