What is Shake Hands With The Unemployed?


1.

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

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2.

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When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"


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