What is Shake Hands With The Unemployed?
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British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."
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what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
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The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.
Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
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