What is Shake N Bake?
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Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."
Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"
Russ: "You know what time it is...?"
Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"
Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"
500mtrs away....
Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"
pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
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The act of being laid back and crazy symbiotically.
After I do a bunch of herion I may shake n bake.
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A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.
I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake
I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.
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