Shakin' Bacon

What is Shakin' Bacon?

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

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Lawlful

1. Something that is so awful it becomes funny "Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff.. DUN DUN CH" That's lawlful See ..

Family's Visiting

1. When its that time of the month for women. On the Rag. Mother- nature calls. I caint have any sex, cuz the Family's visiting. See..

Empty For A Week

1. phrase: Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen. Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOh..

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