Sham Wow Edit Meaning

1.

A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."

Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.

See shamwow, facial, ejaculate, semen, cleanup

2.

When your girlfriendthinks she is being cute by bitingdown on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

See sham, wow, punch, bite, shamwow

3.

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

Wow, I had 12 tequila shots and got really sham wowed last night.

See drunk, wasted, intoxicated, hammered, inebriated

4.

To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.

Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.

See postal, beating, wooping, whoop ass

5.

A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.

Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.

Boy 2: Ya

Boy 1: Sham Wow!

See fail, epic fail, billy mays

6.

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet

Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell

Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!

Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime

Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

See towel, wowzers, holy, shit, cool, bucket, cola

7.

1.what you say to someone who was just owned

2.a german towel that will pleasure u in more ways than any paper towel

3.the sexiest infomercial ever

4.vince

SHAM WOW BITCH!

See sham, wow, colton, awesometown