Shamazon

What is Shamazon?

Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.

Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.

Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"

Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."

See amazon, fake, review, sham

Schmo-motion

1. Exclamitive of derision. 1) Painfully clumsy. Much like the "Smooth move-Exlax" line of yesteryear. 2)Uncoordinated and awkw..

Bandaided

1. when you hurt your self, not intentionally though, like not an emo moment, but like when you fall or burn yourself on accident and actua..

Knenis

1. Like a wenis, except on your knee instead of your elbow (i.e. the stretchy skin on your knee). John: "Whoa my knenis is so big!&qu..

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