What is Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome?

1.

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...

*flashback ensues*

Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/

Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*

SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!

Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!

Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22

*flashback ends*

Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!

Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!

Tommy: ?

Kiko: *chomp*

See Kiko
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