Shambles

What is Shambles?


1.

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

See shambolic, chaos, confusion, hodgepodge, havoc

2.

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

See shambolic, disgrace, mess, shame, drunken

3.

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless

2)A way of walking

3)A butcher's slaughterhouse

4)A Meatseller's Table

5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles

2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that

3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

4.

1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.

2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.

"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."

See government, kurt, stupid, africa, europe

5.

A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.

NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".

"Shotgun!"

"Shambles."

(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)

(or)

"Shotgun, No Shambles."

"You win."

See shotgun, car, roshambo, roshambeau

6.

Worthless, has no meaning

Your money is Shambles compared to Filiz


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