What is Shambosis?
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A shambolic state of drunkeness, where ones blood is largely made up of Vodka and Red Bull (or similar energy drink).
After long bouts of shambosis, individuals become distant and may even begin to speak in a faux-cockney accent.
My, I think that gentlemen is suffering from deep-vein shambosis (DVS)
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a word used to tell someone who is being an idiot that they are being an idiot
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