Shameonaise

What is Shameonaise?


1.

Ejaculated semen after solo masturbation. Named after the feelings of guilt and despair at current situation associated with the period occuring immediately after secretion.

FROM A DIARY:

As I scooped the shameonaise out of my belly button, I realised that the twenty four years of my life have been nothing but failure after abject failure.

See semen, cum, masturbation, suicide


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