What is Shamir And Pez?
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Sha-Mir: Man who broke his ankle whilse jacking off KEKEKKEKEKE!!!
Pez: Homosexual Frog
Dude: Eww, you broke your Shamir!
2nd Dude: ARGH your rite! Fo Shiizle?!?
Dude: MA NIZZLE!
2nd: Dude: oh shit, pez is comin'
dude: alrite, NIGGER, a dude with a boken ankle and a homosexual, lankey fool!
Pez: (hop)(hop)(hop)(hop)(hop) (hes a frog...)
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