Shamir And Pez

What is Shamir And Pez?


1.

Sha-Mir: Man who broke his ankle whilse jacking off KEKEKKEKEKE!!!

Pez: Homosexual Frog

Dude: Eww, you broke your Shamir!

2nd Dude: ARGH your rite! Fo Shiizle?!?

Dude: MA NIZZLE!

2nd: Dude: oh shit, pez is comin'

dude: alrite, NIGGER, a dude with a boken ankle and a homosexual, lankey fool!

Pez: (hop)(hop)(hop)(hop)(hop) (hes a frog...)


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