Shamonella

What is Shamonella?

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

See faking, sickness, food, lameass

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