Shamonella

What is Shamonella?

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

See faking, sickness, food, lameass

W.a.f

1. =welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw ..

Handfew

1. A handfull that only contains a few of something. I brought a handfew of chicken nuggets for lunch today! See few 2. adj. a few or a..

Luqqy

1. To fail sexually, To not perform The question "is it in yet" is common when someone is luqqy. See floppy, tiny, small, funn..

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