Shampiss

What is Shampiss?


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v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."

"This is a problem how?"

"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

See shampiss, shampoo, piss, pee


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