Shampoo Edit Meaning

1.

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

2.

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham

1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.

See sham, poo, greasy, hair, shampoo

3.

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

4.

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.

Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo

See shampoo, cum, skeet, owned

5.

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc

basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

See shampoo, fake, shit, crap, fecal matter

6.

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

See Jeffrey

7.

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.