What is Shampoo?
1.
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
2.
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:
1 part
1 part
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
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3.
To massage, as in a head. noun
I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.
(see definition for shrubbery)
4.
While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.
Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo
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5.
Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'
i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo
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6.
Preppy slang for French Champagne.
"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
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7.
To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.
He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.
